I have a friend who, every time a doorbell rings, says, singsongily: “It’s Johnny Camareerrrrrrrrrrriiiiii.”

Ohhh, look at me, I let slip that I have a boyfriend, and he has hands.

His acidic turns in Law & Order, opposing Sam Waterston, were some of the best episodes.  He was also married to Linda Lavin for over a decade, and I don’t know for sure, but I’m guessing those were some shouty years, given both of their loud personas (I really like her, too, despite Alice.)

I think if Law & Order was still on, you know there’d be an episode where “Shariana” chops “Shrankie” into horrid bits and feeds him to the seals in the Central Park Zoo. At the end of the episode, Jack McCoy would shake his head at whoever he was presently having an inappropriate relationship with and as the elevator…

He’s just so fucking hideous, in every way possible, inside and out. He has hideous internal organs.

Hi! I’ve missed your cackle! Although Frankie is no laughing matter.

Does he usually look like Frankie Grande? Because that can’t help.

...gnawing its way out.

I was ridiculously worried that the zip code wouldn’t get there in time.

Wow. She seems... insufferable. What show did she think they were making?

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The “I Clove All Night” burger.

I find her simultaneously freakishly charming and horrifically embarrassing. Net result should be indifference, but she’s so damn goony, I’m developing a surprising fondness for her. She needs to show up on Bob’s Burgers. 

“I admit fully that my judgment was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable but that’s just the way it is.”

Thank you, that’s very gracious of you to say so.

I’m greyed here again too, after years of being out of the greys. I figure it’ll all be gone in two weeks, so who cares.

That top photo of Bruce looks like his senior photo.

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Yup.

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