I find her simultaneously freakishly charming and horrifically embarrassing. Net result should be indifference, but she’s so damn goony, I’m developing a surprising fondness for her. She needs to show up on Bob’s Burgers. 

“I admit fully that my judgment was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable but that’s just the way it is.”

Thank you, that’s very gracious of you to say so.

I’m greyed here again too, after years of being out of the greys. I figure it’ll all be gone in two weeks, so who cares.

That top photo of Bruce looks like his senior photo.

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Yup.

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Clearly, he is THE PRETTIEST ONE. HOW EVEN DARE YOU I WILL CUT YOU

Yeah, she can advocate for his agenda from an adjoining cell.

I have never before yearned for an individual to be mauled by an animal. So thanks for that, T-Mike.

And once your child is older, please stop annually trumpeting to the world whether or not their hymen is intact.

Ember looks like Charlotte Rampling. I love her mild haughtiness.

Perhaps not shockingly, if one buys a squeegee, hangs it up in the shower for ease of access, then never uses it, it too will get coated with soap scum.

Perhaps not shockingly, if one buys a squeegee, hangs it up in the shower for ease of access, then never uses it, it…

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I do, too! I worry that I am maybe trying to will the headline into existence.

meme appropriation, duh.

Like a lot of people, as a kid, I was obsessed with this show. My mom managed a pizza place, so I was a latch key kid and watched it all alone most of the time. This led to me being utterly freaked out a few times, and sitting huddled outside on the front stoop because I was too terrified to be alone in the house.

Mr. Toad: