Like a lot of people, as a kid, I was obsessed with this show. My mom managed a pizza place, so I was a latch key kid and watched it all alone most of the time. This led to me being utterly freaked out a few times, and sitting huddled outside on the front stoop because I was too terrified to be alone in the house.

Mr. Toad:

So, dude bought a property that he’s going to use to collect location fees, write off the mortgage as production costs, use to generate publicity, and sell afterwards at a profit in a neighborhood/city that is being slowly deadened by “investors” who buy up property and lease it out to wealthy tourists, in the…

Actual quote from Balloon Teen: “I haven’t thought about anything, maybe I should.”

PTSD.

Cousin Greg could teach her how to pitch some far out woo.

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That table has internal organs.

So, it’s Sondre Lerche for young people. Who was once Nick Heyward for young people.

I was confused by that, too. Maybe sedentary lifestyle= hirsute passages?

“But look at that outstretched [hand] and bright smile. Emma is a team player, and I like her.”

Who knew, right?

Having diligently researched his IMDB page, I’d say this:

Does Ben Affleck have a large facial scar, or is that a pillowcase mark?

Alternately: twice in the last month I’ve been running errands with my sister, and salespeople/cashiers assumed we were husband and wife. And I’m gay, and she’s a lesbian. It’s the inside-out version of your creepy scenario. : /

He’s such a cockroach, visually.

Can we just dig a deep pit, toss Matt Lauer and Les Moonves in it, and come back in fifteen years or so and see how it panned out?

“Let’s work out a great deal!”