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Millard Fillmore showed him the fancy wallpaper that he had selected for (our side of) the wall.

That is not a good neckline on her humans.

Root touch-up.

He’s fat and ugly, even in his self-produced hype poster.

Who could even vote for someone who doesn’t have granite countertops?

: /

A smoking gun wouldn’t motivate Republicans to impeach or remove him. Political advantage or expediency is the only thing that would budge them. 

Reality TV reboot of The Odd Couple, starring Kevin Spacey, Julian Assange, and an Ecuadorian cat with a really filthy litterbox!

I used to have MAKE-OUT BUDDIES on VHS. The sequel BUDDIES NO MORE wasn’t nearly as good.

My friend’s father had this to say about it:

That will only be effective as long as he’s President.

Now you’re talking WALLLL.

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You may remember Matt Bevin from his great take on teachers’ strikes in his state.

So... basically he’s a male Jezebel commenter?

Grumpy old naysayer Adam Schiff is the poster child.

[insert thwoop-thwoop-thwoop noise here.]