In this instance, they mean, “I try to be provocative, but I’m too fucking lazy and devoid of intellectual curiosity to really work at it.”

but..I’m open minded. suprise me... prove me wrong. 

I had a Bill, and a Noreen. Bill and Noreen Katz, they were.

“Good Guys VS Nazis”

“There is nothing worse than being called a racist.”

Make more room for life support!

“In my opinion, the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest travel day of the year.”

Maybe it is.

That’s the first thing I thought of, but why those would end up on beaches in any significant quantity is puzzling.

I’m not being argumentative, just dense: what mylar waste is out there? I’m sure the answer will be obvious and depressing.

My life savings to watch, I swear.

This is how I choose to believe the interview went:

DONT POOP ON THE TROOP

“Now.”

Q: If Grace Kelly were alive today, what would she be doing?

.

LOL at “yelling racial epitaphs.”

“Now, now. Let me stand in front of you, drawing an impressive salary with flawless medical coverage, and pick my expensive lunch from my teeth while I look down my nose at you (literally, in fact) from this air conditioned chamber and condescendingly scold you for having misplaced anger at my fine colleagues across…