This one’s for Harry:

She had a Ring doorbell. They have a built-in intercom. : (

“Let he who is without pee pass the first kidney stone.”

Ugh. All those oversized denim shirts.

One Mr. Abraham Tiberius Lincoln.

Ida “Ma” Morgenstern.

He’s bone thin in the video. They work really hard to hide it.

He needs to get some help.

I want to go to there.

I’m so old, I remember when it was called “particle board.”

A 65 year old*, professional** person*** with a national platform is concerned about being branded a “hater,” after she publicly insulted a seventeen year old student. Related concerns: being branded “super-conceited,” “unpopular” or “stuck-up.” “Way harsh” is also a possibility.

Good news!

No Amy Wynn Pastor, though. : (

Paige causes diabetes.

And SO MUCH badly painted MDF shit.

OHDEARGODINHEAVEN, FRANK STILL LIIIIIVES.