When this hate mongering, lady-fearing Race Bannon lookalike is on Meet the Press, or in front of a microphone in general, why doesn’t some enterprising journalist ask him about the dire societal collapse that he and his ilk predicted, due to same-sex marriage?

She did have Mr. Henderson (and Herman Glimpscher and his mama) to keep her warm, though.

She made me really fond of the name Sally.

Maybe your P.C. Jesus was. Mine was Lutheran. And wore Dockers.

Gwen, Gwen, GWEN!

IKR? It gets hard out here, because this could easily be me:

You know, thank god a great mind like yours is on the job, questioning.

Yay for Lorazepam, which is a lot more fun to sing-song than Ativan, which is the same thing but makes me think of Eleanor of Ativan, which makes me think of Hepburn, which makes me think of Parkinson’s which makes me think of Michael J Fox, and I really can’t stand him.

Those Jessica Simpson authetic horsehair extensions, tho.

Repeatedly stating that he won’t fire Mueller is the demented dictator’s version of riding in the back seat with a sibling, holding a grubby finger 1/8” from your sibling’s eye, and chanting, “I’M NOT TOUCHING YOU I’M NOT TOUCHING YOU,” while the car lurches through potholes.

Try creating an Innovation Team. A Strategic Innovation Team. They like strategery.

He’s constructed of their removed skin tags and eye lift scraps.

Look, there was just something unnameable about her, okay? Some quality or characteristic that just inspired irrational dislike. Who can even say what it was? Just something deeply inverted and nasty.

Even better, he wants to “recapture” it. You know, chase it down, pull a gun on it, handcuff it. Get it back behind bars where it belongs, in a privatized prison. Or one of Arpaio’s tent jails, maybe.

I think of what’s being touted as MN-style, as “bar pizza.” Like Heggies. Small town bar pizza. (I live in NE Minneapolis.)

Exactly. Also, If you can only empathize because you have a daughter, then you have no business raising sons, because they’ll never get it either.

Damon’s got that thing where he’s just so certain that he has a worthwhile opinion on any topic.