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Inventor says Jif

Why?

I truly love your commitment to your character. ❤️

Ehh, don’t be. Until I was 21, I thought “misled” was pronounced “meyzled.” What do I know?

They were too rushed to remember their selfie sticks, though.

I would like to think the Kardashians are at least approaching the limit.

Mine, too. When I was younger, it was a thing to behold.

...yet.

It’s also possible the sixteen year-old running the ride wasn’t in sight of the girl, and another sixteen year-old employee just ran up to her/him, and screamed, “STOP THE RIDE!”

Deep-seated.

I’ve tried a Brian and a Kevin that met all the requirements. Even a Mary that met most. If I can’t have a newfangled Diverse Ken, I’ll just do without.

I want codependent, clinically depressed, won’t clean the house, on his way to a serious drinking problem Ken.

Yeah, I’m rooting for the bear here.

But his grandfather died and he is bummed out by dress shoes.

Spicer will insist the word was in invisible, implied quotation marks.

Plenty of tape. On the back of his synthetic, mile-long, overcompensating tie.