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He’s got people in Hawaii working on it, and you wont believe the very, very, very powerful evidence they’re going to bring back any time now.

I read it every summer. : )

I love your username so very much. Makes me smile, every time.

I pretty much said things he didn’t like every day. He was the worst, a sexist, bigoted bully, a manchild. He was miserable too, really unsuited for his job, not that it’s any excuse. I alternated constantly between pity and disgust where he was concerned.

He just looks yeasty and incompleted. Like he’d reek of cream cheese and baby powder.

Othering, plain and simple. : (

Gunsel Yogurt is the marriage-saving baby we deserve.

Same company: a good friend of mine (white, lesbian, married to a woman of color) was told by a coworker, when she started at the company and was open about her same sex marriage, that there was “another diverse” on the team, and that she’d like her. Literally: “a diverse.”

I had a white, former frat boy boss, who said in a diversity meeting that “it was so much easier when you could tell who was diverse, just by looking at them.”

This is precisely why I no longer take my microwave oven into the shower with me any more. I don’t need the government checking out my rockin’ bod.

“Nobody will be worse off financially...”

Dimwitted wannabe actors and directors who figure they’ll make good contacts, and then, whoops. Seriously, L.A. alone is saturated with individuals who think they’re one party invite away from wealth and stardom. Scientology has pretty much weaponized this drive.

If Arkansas can just snuff out four more, they get a free small frozen yogurt with sprinkles.

AKA “nuthuggers.”

I believe it is Trumpily applied.

I assumed that it was double-sided tape: one side holding down the narrow end of the tie, and the other side (ineffectively) adhering it to his shirt/gut.

Dying at the fact she glued herself to herself.

I worked an overnight shift at a phone sex line in the 1990's, and I used to get all the depressives and quasi-suicidal types. No lie.

I’ve given it some thought, and I’m still all right with the plan.