Found them on YouTube, and should have known not to proceed when I saw, “brought to you by Cracker Barrel.” CRACKER FUCKING BARREL.

Them’re some mighty good looking fellows.

I love that they tried to be all: ITS A MYSTERY WHO COULD KNOW.

Beautiful.

“...demanded to know how he voted and they said they didnt know and no record was kept of the vote.”

Roses are red,

His “invention” consisted of coming up with a use for nearly free scraps of foam from the manufacturing process, for which he could charge a ridiculous amount of money, and satisfy his need for attention.

I loved her most in”The Rat Race.” Debbie and Tony Curtis at the peak of their beauty, a great jazz score, and a script by Garson Kanin. Debbie is a dance hall girl in New York, teetering on the brink of prostitution. She’s really devastating in it, and it’s a tough part.

The narcississiest of the notable narcissists.

Yeah, that’s not about being heterosexual. That’s about having issues.

Your method is smart: you still have plausible deniability on Judgement Day. At the pearly gates, I’m going to be asked if I think Mrs. Brady dying is funny.

A couple years ago, my mom and I started this stupid “game” of texting each other when a celebrity died, with uppercase accusations:

They look especially Wise to you?

COME ON, JARS OF CLAYYYYYYY. Come on, Six Pence None the Fucking Wiser. Come on surviving Milli Vanilli Guy Who I’m Pretty Sure Found Jesus.

Well, when Patricia Heaton and Bruce Willis perform a duet of “You Don’t Have to be a Star Baby (to be in My Show)“ while Scott Baio twirls a fire baton, you will no doubt set that pencil aside.

That little flailing kitty arm, in the beginning. 😮

He has adorable eyebrows. They look like caterpillars who just met, and one is uncertain.

Dude! HIGH FREAKIN’ FIVE!

I like your version better, if that helps. : )

Oh, yeah? Just wait for this: ALL. MALE. CAST.