Vanessa has the most adorable, winning smile.

C. Michael Lohan.

Send it to Birmingham Alabama, and pawn it off as a monument for Louise Fletcher Days. Or see if Lynda Barry needs inspiration.

I am so very sorry. At least you can no longer be denied insurance coverage because of it.

Teal and terra cotta hell. And silk flower arrangements.

You may bring your clarion in your carry-on.

Both so PURTY.

Too old to be home-schooled in hate. I’m guessing she wrapped up book-learnin’ after a semester at a cosmetology school, because all the teachers “were so mean. They never gave me a chance.”

“With all the racism going on today, I’m very proud to be white. Just like black people are proud to be black and now, as white people, whenever we say something critical we’re punished as if we’re racists. I’m tired of it. I’m very proud,” Gayne said.

I would really like to see them use the homeowners’ own furniture.

The babies are SO CUTE. These were in my second story window boxes, early one morning. It was all I could do not to steal one.

See my thumb?

Intransigence is the blessing that propelled him, and the curse that has tainted him.

You’ve answered your own questions, and you’re more than a little disingenuous.

No, you get dismissed for shitting on the memorial of someone who may have been a polarizing figure by the end of his life, but who was almost robbed of that life by hatred.

Our great loss, and may he find some peace at last.

Shhhhh. I’ve been spraying her gifts. A lot of them come in smelling like ashtray, or worse.

“A pretty face is a girl’s best asset, this season. It’s a classic that will never fail her.”