Preceded by invoking “moral authority.”

In bed, I read on my iPad (alarm clock/thunderstorm-provider/nightlight/cat head-scratcher.) I’ll check it out, see if it’s available for iPad. Thanks!

I usually read before falling asleep, using the Kindle app, which I’ve set to a black background with white type, and dimmed quite a bit. I adjusted it thusly so I wasn’t looking into a bright light when I was trying to get sleepy.

ASTRONAUT MIKE DEXTER IS VERY VERY REAL

“President Obama’s on his way out the door. He’s going to do everything he can think of to upset this society and this civilization.”

I am also a man, and have had the experience. Not being kicked, but flying onto the crossbar of a bicycle, when someone flung the door of their parked car open, suddenly. It was nauseating, as well as blindingly painful.

Pictured here at his day job:

His hair looks embarrassed, like it scurried to the back of his head to hide.

He real purty, but I hate that dumb hat he always wears.

Or an Amazon review.

“Women have been killing it for years,” Jones says. “If it’s not a man in a movie, what else was it going to be?”

“...men can’t watch movies about women without their testicles falling off.”

Yes! She could be a highly successful unwitting satirist.

“...with a rhythm like a dancer...”

I watched the original series as a child, because I had a confusing, but finely honed appreciation for Robert Conrad’s ass.

I still like Ishtar. I watched it last week. God bless Elaine May.

JOOOIIIIN MEEEEEEEE (see below)

I am going to go watch it, RIGHT NOW, out of spite for the haters.

I’ve seen this episode.

I love them such a crazy amount. Even with the dad jeans. They are just love, grace, and chill, personified.