But it reads on Jodie’s face as grim annoyance for some reason.

“Not a good look.”

Used my last name once, because the guy in front of me shared my first name. “Whittier” got translated to “Woodeater.”

Also, Helen has the fluty, nasal “head” voice, and Jodie has the lockjaw “throat” voice. And Jodie never had to make googoo eyes at Paul Reiser, so there's no terror and dismay in her visage.

Oh, CeeCee, shut up. You always tell that story to strangers and I don't know what you get out of it, but it's NAGL.

Not a good look, Julia “Sarah Thompson” Stiles.

He should marry the woman who is glad her mentally ill friend died because she was messy.

Sebastian and Faustine.

Ugh. The only thing uglier than that kitchen is any of Dorothy’s tunics. I accept my fate: you may kill me. I don’t think I could even stand to be on the lanai.

Lil’ bit, sure.

I hate the Golden Girls color palette. It looks like an overlit, dirty kitchen sponge.

I had a straight male friend tell me he wasn’t homophobic, but when he saw two men kissing in a movie, it made him uncomfortable. I pointed out that more exposure to it would probably help with that; I'd spent my entire life watching men and women kiss onscreen, and it hardly bothers me at all.

Uh huh, WHICH BATHROOM DO YOU EVEN USE, TARGET SHOPPER

OMG I need this on a colorful nylon flag, protruding majestically from the front of my house.

Wait, not only is not everything intended for my consumption, but it's not existing in a state of purgatory, waiting for me to judge it's worthiness? BUT I HAVE PENIS

I always figured poor “plump” Bess had low blood sugar. And like Bess, I enjoy planning my next meal. Bess is a hobbit!

And the angst when you got near the end of the series and realized there would be no more new cases. It was like Nancy DIED.

Yes. While George seethes with confusing, unnamed angst. Classic Nancy.

I believe you, but I’m too scurred to see for myself.

Is there any George Food? Something hearty? Fayne Multi-Grain Bran Muffins, or George’s Gorgeous Chops Aplenty?