Wooooed her. He done pitched her some wooooooo.

As my sweet, 77 year old mother would say, “Uh huh. Well, kick him right in the nuts.”

You are the least of the concerns. : ) And GOD YES to hollandaise.

TELL HER WHAT SHE’S WON, BOBBY!

Pretty sure James wouldn't allow it. : (

Conspiratorial, or scolding?

COME SIT BY MEEEEEE.

Cher’s tweets are too this:

Britney looks like a real estate agent photo on a bus bench in that picture.

WE’RE GONNA BE ROOMMATES, FAIRNESS IS OUT THE DAMN WINDOW, WHEN YOU GONNA GET OUTTA BED AND WASH THEM DISHES, JINNI. WE GET ANTS IT’S ON YOU AND I’M NOT PAYING MY SHARE OF FIFTEEN K TO HAVE NO ANTS CRAWLING ON ME WHILE I SLEEP OH, IT IS ON

Concrete floor might be a good thing.

ALL of us?

IKR?

I think he’s still oddly gorgeous, but that’s just one opinion. Them lips.

Well now, THAT will be on constant rotation in the hellish waiting room that is my head, all day.

Oddly gorgeous and difficult person Frank Langella wrote an entire book of dead people gossip: Dropped Names. It’s strangely fascinating, satisfyingly catty in places, but self-aware. The entry on Raul Julia made me cry.

I really, really love this.

Well, like it or not, you make me sad.

And your sibling can choose not to look at your finger too, but it’s still hovering there while you sit smugly thinking you’re making a point about emotional strength, when in actuality you’re only being immature.

See my reply.