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He can’t refer to it as “intellectual property,” because it would be an oxymoron. Maybe “hysterical property,” or “histrionical property.”
THIS COUNTRY IS CRAVENLY BEHOLDEN TO THE THOUSANDAIRES AND ITS TIME WE TOOK IT BACK ONE NICKEL AT A GODDAMN TIME
SSSHHHHssshhhSSSHHHHHHpppfff! No one is supposed to know about The Cube until the convention! We wanted to run The Cube as Ted’s running mate. We feel The Cube softens him, makes him seem likeable to women and pets.
Like this professional premature ejaculator has the ability to have held back anything. He’s not exactly strategic, this one.
Made me think of Telma Hopkins.
Her hair is like a Merona cardigan.
Hard to be fierce with bank teller hair.
And Candy Crunch games.
“... after the dog died and the kids went off to massage therapy college, you would stare silently into the darkness while your husband fell asleep, wondering if this is all there is and if maybe you were a lesbian all along and you never realized it.”
“When they find out who you are, they’ll pad the cell.”
Well, hey. If you’re not a millennial, Lana up there might take you for a spin.
That damn “jazz” music at the end: HAVENT THEY EVER HEARD OF GLOOMY SUNDAY?
Yes. Flappers are the worst.
WHEN I GO TO WHERE THE WEATHER AND CNN IS......I CANT FIND ANY OF THE PLACES I SAVED ...........AND WANT TO GO BACK TO........DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.......ALSO IN THE EMAIL ....SOMETIMES IT SAYS CLICK HERE.......AND I KNOW YOU SAID DONT EVER CLICK THERE...........BUT WHAT IF ITS A PLACE I KNOW LIKE HOME DEPOT AND…
I’m 5' 10", love walks on the beach, and reading my kindle. I hate people born in the Spring of 1947, and Autumn of 1989, 2001, and 2015. This is not a tweet, and everything on snapchat is 100% true.
Anderson Cooper thinks your six year old is behaving like a five year old.
Brilliant/Ick.
That afternoon, fifty years ago, Ramón should’ve looked at Janet* and lifted an eyebrow. Then Janet should’ve looked about, like testing the wind, and said, “You know what? No. I just got a bad feeling.”
That, and Kim is putting WAY more effort into ducklips than she is into her fuck-you finger. PRIORITIES, KIM