Funny enough, my father just sold his ‘68 Charger R/T on Friday to buy a new project car this weekend. It’s the competitor to the S600 and is the grandpa to the 350Z.

It is very much the idea. Hence the portmanteau.

Actually Magikarp was a Pokemon that in the game did not possess any actual attack moves, therefore the player is able to battle with and defeat an endless amount of Magikarp to gain experience while not having to actually risk any damage or a loss. A perfect metaphor for a ~fixed opponent like Shwartz. Very clever…

The intellectual sewer that is ESPN deserves Fury, and vice versa.

Petition to call people Magikarps more often

I would just like to add, we live in Jersey and my daughter has gone to a couple of her soccer camps. She couldn’t be any more involved and nicer to the girls. It was really impressive to witness. She really gives 100% to everything she does. I’m very impressed with her work ethic and focus.

Wow. Those are some words, all right. That much is certain.

This is next level Trump-style willful stupidity, like when he says he won’t fire Kellyanne Conway for violating the Hatch Act because “she’s very loyal.”

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show. 

As a resident of Southern Ontario, I can say that this guy is all of us.

No one cares about goal differential. Score 1000 goals, but at some point you should probably run back and act like you have been there before. Instead of celebrating scoring vs people who started playing yesterday. 

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

You do realize that is not what the panel was criticizing. Their comments were about the celebrations, not the score.

Couldn't agree more, played through div II in college. If a team did this to a team I was on I'd be leaving with a red card and one of there players would be leaving on a stretcher. If a team doesn't respect their opponent it's on the opponent to teach them about respect. IMHO this hurts the women's game.

There’s nothing wrong with running up the score when goal differential is the tie breaker and it’s a 3-game group stage. Goal differential almost always comes into play in these things for any team that doesn’t win all 3 games. And holding back on a team is more insulting than beating them with a cricket score in a…

If we needed proof that the US team are just total fucking assholes, here it is. Guaranteed every other team is like “Fuck those guys.”

That vamping falsetto Corgan pulls out during the bongo break is pretty amazing, too. My first two Pumpkins recordings were the Lull EP and No Alternative, so like, I peaked early.

This guy gets it

I was not aware that no team has ever scored three or more runs in the bottom of the ninth to secure a comeback victory. Thanks for that information!

No one takes professional baseball more seriously than amateurs.