Wow, this is every sports commentator’s wet dream. Except for you, Brent Musburger.

They literally have receipts. He bought the stuff used to attack him. They offered to expunge his record. That means there was something to expunge that wasn’t dropped. Despite how his lawyers, the media, and his PR folks are handling it, he messed up. There’s proof he did. There’s a huge difference between innocent…

A Deadspin post about MLS in which they aren’t shitting all over MLS?  Did I step through a portal into another dimension?

Magnificent saves. Credit to both Crépeau and the butterfly style goaltending that every young player learns growing up in Quebec.

Shut up, ben. 

“TODAY was one of the WORST days I’ve had in a VERY long time.”
Imagine leading such a charmed life that the impact of the NBA Draft lottery could have this kind of impact on you.  I’m just saying Steven A. may gain some life perspective by talking to someone like Floyd Mayweather’s ex.

Jinx!

So what has gone on here?  Clue me in.  It looks like a horribly violent person is being put in an environment where he can’t attempt to murder children.  But maybe I’m missing something.  

Martin, meanwhile, laments the foreshadowing and clues layered into early storylines that, when rejiggered, turn into nothing more “dead ends.”

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”

Naaaah - the perfect trifecta would’ve been if he’d gotten the opposing player that he’d victimized red carded

Protecting events like the 800 from being dominated by intersex athletes, which undermines what makes women’s sports interesting as a separate category, and also cutting off the slippery slope into questions about transgender athletes as we continue to question what makes men men and women women.

Deadspin has dug in their heels on a really bad take with the whole Caster Semenya story. It is just an ugly situation, but that does not mean it is discriminatory. Look, the athletics categories are “male” and “female”, and we are not talking about those categories in terms of which one you personally identify as.…

This must violate some unwritten rule of baseball. I’m expecting the Padres to come for Blooper’s neck in their next series.

Manny Machado: good-natured scamp.

Sports fans everywhere announce they too will join this boycott by refusing to pay any attention to women’s professional hockey leagues for the foreseeable future.

Oh, he’s also one of those assholes.

Let us stipulate that diving, or flopping, is not so common in hockey as it is in some other sports we could name,

Strictly speaking, he slipped up. That sheriff is lucky he is not covered in oil and rust.