“principles”

This is the truest thing I’ve ever read. 

Finding the Mustang II "amenable" is a sign of mental illness. 

You’re going to have to draw me a map, because I tried drawing that parallelogram you were describing and it’s basically impossible not to hit the blackest parts of the country.

A wealthy, racist politician? That’s only surprising if you actually believe liberals can’t be racist.

You’d think

How many ranked spots does ATP have? I don’t know what I like best, that we know who the No. 548 player in the world is, or that his name is Ulises.

Except his story doesn’t seem to add up now. And he has a show coming up in LA. Local ABC affiliate has done a pretty good job of showing the numerous holes and cracks in his story.

I wish I could remember its specs, but this makes me the think of David E. Davis’s Boss’s Wagen from the High Irreverent period of Car and Driver.

Said photos:

Uh huh. Someone recognized him at 2am bundled up and decided to gay bash him...riiigghhhhtt...

This. Author is so wrong on this it’s not even funny. Those horrible religious billboards are the true crime here.

All I know is if was me at my kid’s first NHL game, I’d be in total full kit wanker mode. 

Dad: Shit, what’s the name of that sportsball team Trent plays for? Boston ... [puts on hat] uh ... Badgers maybe? [puts on jacket, goes downstairs] Ok honey, I’m ready.

We would have also accepted Eurasian Steppe.

I know it’s silly to ask this, but all I’d like is a little consistency in the DS Style Guide.

When I special ordered my Ram back in 2014, I got to choose the brown interior instead of the black. So I have a pretty good idea how this feels. 

Wait, you mean the guy who’s always diving like an asshole is now facing actual physicality that could cause pain?

Really, 36 to his 49 is just ridiculous nonsense. McConaughey has specifically stated he prefers high school girls that stay the same age as he gets older.