When your product is primarily going to spend its time stuck behind a Vanagon with a bunch of bikes on the back slowly chugging up a hill in Boulder/Portland/San Francisco, how much power does it really need?

Gonna have to agree to disagree. Once you’re out of prison you should be eligible for almost any job any other citizen would be eligible for. Like I said in another post. You can’t have a rape conviction, and work at a women shelter, but what does that have to do with you being an accountant for example?

Why wouldn’t he though? Do you permanently lose the ability to get a job if you’re out of prison, but your crime is highly upsetting?

It sure looks that way, huh? I have to believe, however, that OSU will once again make Michigan their-bitch-again.

Pathetic. Anderson attributed it, and Anderson distributed it.

Given that the general scent of bars with darts is “rotting bloody vomit from alcoholic with a failed liver and a love of cheese” I’m surprised he can smell anything.

I can’t tell if your lying to yourself or to us, but you are precisely doing what you claim you’re not. Truly elite trolling.

It’s not 1962 anymore

Rocket surgery is... pretty easy?

Totally.  Because any day now people are going to stop buying pick ups and SUVs and start buying cars again.

The copy editor didn’t do the right thing.

I don’t see the similarity. For starters, this isn’t an ad. Also, Toyota’s not trying to suggest average, non-car-people are wowed by completely average vehicles.

Its an absolute joke that Zion Wlliamson can’t be in the job is he is obviously overqualified for, and has to risk future earnings promoting this school for free.

The guy in the gif looks like a Florida Man, but fostered in an environment where his impulses are used for good and joy.

Looks like we just settled the nature/nurture debate.

You are the good banner. Yes you are!

A football coach’s sense of humor should be graded on a curve, anyway

Enthusiasts of flexible carbon fiber are welcome to check out the 2005 Cannondale Scalpel XC mountain bike. 

A proper parody of peak Jalopnik. Accept my golf clap

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

Remember when 10 seconds to 60 wasn’t just adequate, it was actually pretty good? I do.