“However, the actual action, what’s on the ice from start to finish, is, for my money, closer to perfect than anything else on TV”

I was going to riff on “Why Your Team Sucks - NHL Edition” when I first saw this, but now that I’m done — dammit that was pretty darned good.

Anyone else getting a strong Bob Weir vibe from Luke?

It’s true. We white people are always all mad about the same things each week. We get together and decide in one big meeting.

“Yeah? Whaddaya gonna do ‘bout it?”

Part of a 175 part series of “Los Angeles doesn’t care about...” stories.

There are about nine guys with white shirts and headphones but pretty sure we picked out the one you were referring to.

Remember when shit like this was put into movies and everyone was like, “Come on, that’s so unrealistic! No one really does that!”?

God, I hate my team.

I had assumed they had just made up that name to see if we were paying attention.

So to get the free monitoring from the company that just lost my personal data and SSN through utter and abject incompetence, I need to fill out a form that asks for all my personal data and SSN.

How cops behave (or fail to, or fail to follow rules, etc.) has absolutely zero to do with whether I, or anyone else, wants to be one.

“...as he continually knocked one of their hats over and played it off as an accident like a five year old. At the end of the game as they were walking out of our row the guy called them all failed abortions.”

“won’t dull knives”?!?

“won’t dull knives”?!?

But he hasn’t done that.

What state is Minnesota in again?

“I went to one Phillies game ...”

You’re leaving out the fact there are twice as many (approximately) players on an NFL team compared to NHL and MLB (and way more than twice compared to NBA).

Anyone who understands soccer explain why goalie had wandered all the way down there at that point?