“Has a set of twins ever played for the Minnesota Twins?”
Marshall Willenholly
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And if everyone could keep an eye out, we still haven’t found Amanda Hugginkiss.
Somewhere in the country right now, Jayson Werth is slow clapping.
Dirtnado? That’s clearly an otherworldly force who came and stole the soul of the second baseman and then returned to the heavens.
The correct joke here would have been about St. Louis.
Chris Schilling is a very, very dumb ex-baseball player.
Yawn
Of course they didn’t. It wasn’t Philly. Why would they report that otherwise.
3 Even if confirmation bias is in play, that means there’s something to confirm
Hey guys, lay off. You’re really being unfair to Schilling.
Speaking of orange shits from carrots, try beetroot some time. Make sure you make a strong mental note to remember what you ate because the dark red shit that turns the toilet water blood red will have you screaming and running to the hospital.
Tonsil Stones are the foulest things that ever emanate from a human body, by a factor of about 4.
No, there is a space there between the pads in the hockey pants and the lower part of the shoulder pads.
Not buying it. You’ve clearly never worn a pad or you’d understand this issue better.
Exactly!
“Flop”? Heh
Can anyone explain the Brian Dawkins - Utah connection?
Aw Minnesota, you let me down. I thought you’d be the one state to come through with a hockey jersey.