“Ewing”, Vermont? Really?

Crosby cry baby is way less true these days. Anyone who watched him his first few seasons would have a hard time denying it was once very, very, very true.

This is, unfortunately, how I read that headline as it slowly scrolled into view.

This win is so much greater than any actual basketball game could ever provide.

Next stop -Yankees playoff game followed by Manchester United.

Sure they ruined everything. Bit did they really deserve Chris Christie in their locker room? That’s just mean.

“I’ve always believed in analytics. But then players would get suspended for using analytics so we stopped that and instead tried numbers and stats and shit but it didn’t always make sense.”

Appropriate. Since that’s how half the people here in S.E. PA actually do pronounce “nice”.

Exactly! And it seemed clear that he saw the puck and put his stick handle in front of it and knocked it down, all purposefully. As opposed to so many of those ridiculous “lucky it hit the stick” saves. (Which are fun too, but in a different way).

This is everything that is wrong with Deadspin/Kinja/whatever. I’ll never understand why you guys “approve” the dumb troll reply and all the responses while we have to dig through the unapproved replies for the actual good jokes and comments.

Stupid Little Piece Of Metal Bounces Valencia Youth Team From Tournament

I’m pretty sure he even permed his ‘stache.

If only that reddish car in the back had pushed his gas pedal down a little harder.

Based on the last incident, I have to wonder what McDonagh did first.

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“Well this article doesn’t do anything you mentioned.”

Come on, if you were that ref? It must be so satisfying after watching several thousand dives to finally turn it around.

I’m just really curious to find out what happens as whiskey is barrel-aged.

Your colon work holds its own though.

The only thing that will fix NFL quarterbacking is a developmental league