The Onion’s Biden articles give me life. I so hope they continue in January when Joe’s back in Delaware. Presumably polishing up the ‘Zam in the driveway. Shirtless, natch.

I have literally never heard anyone outside my own family use “said the actress to the bishop.” Thanks for reminding me of my amazing and wonderful Grandma, who taught it to me in the first place, at far too young an age.