Who hires the pilots.

In his defense, it’s tough to see anything through all that mascara.

If only he’d hit a crub and two fents instead.

Doesn’t sound like home detention will be a big deterrent. His parents don’t seem to be taking much of an interest if the kid is out at 3am. 

Ankle bracelet monitoring. Mandatory curfew. Home detention. ???

It seems like, at least sometimes, he drove a car through the door.

Where the hell are his parents, and why isn’t he in school/at home under lockdown?

So to recap, you have to hold this button, watch the car as it moves and look at the tiny camera feeds for the slightest sign of trouble, and with all of that the car is likely going at a brisk walking pace at best.

Is this, or is this not, transportation?

Y’know, it’s really weird to buy a car from the same guy who has total access to your social media account.

He can use Twitter, he’s just not making money off of it anymore despite posting about a vehicle he specifically bought to make money on Twitter. So yeah, two things I don’t care about combining into 1 thing that actually makes me kind of happy. Synergy I suppose.

Well considering there don’t appear to be any EV charging locations between Fairbanks and Prudhoe Bay, which is 350+ miles as the crow flies, I suspect the odds are HIGH, like Snoop Dogg high

It’s easy to demonize the neighbors as petty or whiny, but maybe people are getting tired of the wealthy not following the rules that they were taught to follow?

Guy spent $100,000 on a vanity project for his kid and purposely avoided the government because he didn’t feel like he should pay the government a few hundred…

Anyone driving a Tesla.  If you spend money to line Elon Musks pockets you are the biggest douche on the planet.

I try to avoid painting with a broad brush, especially when some people just have to make do with what they already have or can afford. I’m also usually okay with people liking what they like. For me, it’s less about the vehicle and more about how the owner uses that vehicle to express themselves. That being said…

Never a car itself, but what that car is displaying. I live in an area where several people have Confederate flags plastered all over their cars and flying from their flagpoles. I don’t care how cool your car and truck are, I’m not going to think highly of you for flying these flags.

Camaro IROC-Z.  If you are rocking the ROC I know you have at least 2 DUI’s under your belt, which also has a gun tucked in it.  I can smell the malboro reds and budweiser as soon as the door opens.  See Wheetus “Teenage Dirtbag”

Not a car, but a bike. Talk to me about your Harley and I 100% know we are not going to be compatible.

The Maverick hasn’t been touted as an apocalypse-ready vehicle, and a “beast”, by a raving lunatic bent on selling an over-hyped toy as a serious vehicle. 

Really? “you couldn’t of covered” What you meant was “couldn’t’ve” which is a multiple contraction (is that a thing?) for “could not have” and not “could not of”.