I think its to save the Tesla owner the embarrassment of being seen outside with a Tesla.

This is the car which can also serve as a boat, according to Elon Musk.

“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”

You can’t charge it after midnight either.

You can’t get it wet? I’m sure this has been said before but is it a gremlin?

Sheesh! You have to put it in a special mode for it to cope with a fucking car wash? And if not, warranty is voided! What a fucking shitshow of a design and company.

No, you have it all wrong. This is Tesla’s new One Pedal Driving system. It's innovative as shit.

Well, denying him a commercial driver’s license was obviously the right choice. He would have been insane on the roads.

Every time Musk posts or speaks, the odds of me every buying a Tesla drops by about 134%.

Thats a pretty BASIC way of looking at it!

This is us as well. We’re actively pursuing an EV, and Tesla is a 100% no due to him being a douchebag edgelord.

I hope they hit that point during the deposition.  Damning.

Agreed, you seriously have to check yourself if you’re financing this psycho.

So tweeting publicly available info about his private jet that never got him a single threat can endanger his life, but telling his millions of followers a lie about. an innocent man that gets him death threats isn’t a big deal.

Dear Tesla Stans, know that when you buy your cellphones on wheels, you are supporting a right-wing maniac who has zero self-awareness.

Musk is a fucking POS, and you shouldn’t give him any of your hard earned money by buying a tesla.

I always say Santa Clause for adults.

Religion is by far the worst thing humans have invented. Fairy tales for adults.

I am so shocked that the vaporware rushed out of alpha testing to salve Elon's wounded ego turns out to be a complete joke. No, wait, not shocked, what is the other thing. Unsurprised. 

Good. I can’t think of a more deserving group of people.