I SAID PAY SOMEONE BRO OMG

Just use your billions of dollars to pay someone else to do it duh

I’m pretty sure that at this point, the only things he’s proven to be good at are risky investments, obtaining investment cash, and shit posting online. 

This. Several miles of utility mapping and relocation can take a year or more in an urban environment.

Elon Musk claimed that the (fill in the blank) Company would build (high number) of (noun, literally anything) per (time period, small number)

I pointed this out in another thread yesterday, but there’s no way these Cybertruck deliveries are anything more than ceremonial, to satisfy Elon’s self-imposed deadline.

It’s obvious. Why the fuck do you like the Cybertruck?

My first thought is that a horse attack is going to be an insurance claim worthy of a Farmer’s ad.

Why?

His brain really is just broken, I don’t think there’s anything deeper than that. He’s intensely lonely, he’s extremely divorced, his kids want nothing to do with him, and he’s ran to the only people who will embrace him and share his same 14-year-old-in-a-50-year-old’s-body sense of humor.

You know what might work? There are these new fangled things called Horseless Carriages.

Elon doesn't operate by logic and his handlers have been slacking off. 

I used to work on the same block as the Clinton Park Stables and I couldn’t agree more with Birnkrant’s assessment of the industry as a whole. Horses should not be in the city (or any city for that matter), whether pulling carriages or for police officers because it is incredibly cruel and they live shitty lives in…

Fox news will blame Biden for this terrorist attack. (joke?)

There is literally no need for horses to be walking on the streets of New York City lol 

But they said that it would cost 85% less to manufacture than the F150! Alien technology they said. Could it be that they were just pumping TSLA stock?

which will be full of “blood, sweat and tears.”

The beauty of a single cab with dog dish hubcaps

I love those classic paint schemes on these trucks. 

Don’t worry, Elon is on top of it...by which I mean, he’s sharing Pizzagate memes on Twitter.