This gangly, Gollum-lookin' dude should accept his hair loss and go full bald. Then spend 12-18 weeks on a strength-training regimen do build some muscle mass. Will bump him up to 'above average'/'sub-handsome' in no time.

This is how I deduced the title of the sequel:

Dang, these two dudes like sentient definitions of the phrase "The Worst Kinda White People!"

ATTN: Rupert Sanders

Damn you, Bungie! That's the same day I was gonna release the first chapter of my water-based, buoyancy-themed, JRPG: DENSITY 2*

Tsk tsk, did these people not even bother to consider the SEO ramifications of their band name??? FOR SHAME!

Sounds like more meaningless, visually-strong, narratively-nonsensical, Winding wank.

BULKING SEASON, BRAH!!!

http://i.imgur.com/x0DhNtL.jpg

LAST!

AMERICAN BEAUTY
AMERICAN SNIPER
AMERICAN PIE
AMERICAN ULTRA
AMERICAN GANGSTER
AMERICAN HUSTLE
AMERICAN PSYCHO
AMERICAN ASSASSIN
AMERICAN GRAFFITI
AMERICAN MADE

Oooooh, I LOVE insider gossip like this! More details please!

Seeing homage/pastiche works like this reminds me that Spielberg is 70 years old(!) and, unfortunately, probably doesn't have that many more years on the planet before he needs to check-out.

Illuminati, in my mind, soul and my body.

@Piecar, @BenGrimm, @FactRobot, y'all have just met one of the few unapologetic Lindelof defenders on the planet (there are literally dozens of us)!

Oh great, now the feeeeemayls are trying to ruin my monster movies!

Hrmph, this shameless attempt to go viral would've been better if it featured Idris Elba somehow.

Is this a yank rip-off of the New Zealand comedy SIONE'S WEDDING (marketed as SAMOAN WEDDING in the States)?

"Adam Kovac"? That's a funny way of spelling "Armond White".

Blood Orange is a BEAST! Love him!