BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

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Body shaming is not okay and I am shocked our government condones it. This truck is healthy and doesn’t need someone else criticizing it for it’s life choices!

“Jaguar: For this Holiday Season, enjoy 1/2 the $30k of depreciation you usually would have experienced driving off the lot.”

My stab at this catastrophe...  

better now?

In Soviet Russia, main engine ignites you!

This will be great to watch while I do laundry and half listen, because the jokes are the same, the emotional hooks are the same, the photography is the same, the formula is the same, and I can be confident I won’t miss anything.

I was about to make an argument that it’s America’s fault for not buying them, but guess what I found... both the CT6 and Continental outsold the BMW 7 Series in 2017. We’re not talking huge numbers here, the class-leading S-Class does 15k/year and the CT6 and Conti did 10 and 12k, respectively, while the 7 Series did…

Make Alberta Great Again (ish)

Let’s talk about Jason Kenney shall we. I live in Alberta, just up the highway from him so I feel qualified to offer an opinion.

Shitting on Quebec out of context? FOUND THE ALBERTAN!

That’s where you are wrong.

Giant emojis are terrifying.

Enthusiast already complaining that the stations aren't air cooled. 

That include DCTs? My A4's paddles and manual shifting are fantastic.

Did VW run out of turbonium?

Canada hasn’t not shown up in weeks. They weren’t invited.