Everyone knows that Doug Ingle of the Iron Butterfly is the greatest singer ever, man.

Here’s hoping that Mary Gross will do her Alfalfa character.

whoa.

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!

People tend to forget that James Cagney repeatedly shot Gary Cooper on the Oscar stage with a small revolver back in 1943.

This dude reminds me of Malachi from “Children of the Corn”.  “Outlander, we have your woman!  OUTLANDER!!”

As presented in the film, she resembles a 1980's Pepsi commercial.

He must have thought it was White Boy Day...

OUCH!

It’s really just the luck of the draw.

Michelle Williams really irks me.  She’s one of those movie actors who REALLY REALLY LOOKS LIKE a movie actor.

It is a hyperactive interpretation of history.  Margot Robbie certainly looks like no silent film actress of this era, that’s for sure.

Outlander, we have your woman!  OUTLANDER!!

don’t speak.

My wife, Eleanor.

She’s certainly Better Than Ezra, I’ll say that much.

I thought this was supposed to take place in the 1890's?

Oh, indeed?  *monocle shatters*

Alice Cooper’s “The Man with The Golden Gun” is a better Bond song...even though it never appeared in a Bond movie.  Drat!

Yeah, he needs a bit of Vince Guaraldi on the old soundtrack.