And they would have released the movie too, if it wasn’t for those meddling executives. Movie studio execs spend most of their time haunting carnivals, however.  ZOINKS!

No Jethro Tull!?!?  Bogus!

She would have been ideal for Nosferatu.  Very unfortunate she walked away.

It’s the scariest thing I’ve ever seen, and I did three tours of duty in Vietnam.

This movie looks eerily glossy. It would probably work better as a Horror film.

I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers, get the papers.

Stanley Kubrick is awesome.

Oliver Stone’s movie looked eerily contemporary too, like an MTV music video circa 1990.

Ed Harris still gets residual checks for his performance in CREEPSHOW. 

ZING!

The secret reason for this bizarre merger is to finally create a third season of Carnivale.

Spiro Agnew guy.

You’ll lose everything!! The fabulous toys, the lifetime of wealth and luxury, the gift certificate from Blockbuster Video, the freedom to do whatever you want!

The milkman, the paperboy, AND EVENING TV!!

Dude’s face looks like a monster mask or something.  In fact, everybody’s face looks kinda freaky.

If you can make just one person laugh, that’s one more than Jimmy Fallon.

Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco...and pinheads at GE!  You get that one, Paul?  PINHEADS AT GE!!

She’s super talented and underrated.  I also remember something called Shelley Duvall’s “Bedtime Stories”, which I guess was a similar template to “Faerie Tale Theater”.

One thing’s for certain, she really loves eating at Red Lobster.

But soon, ALL PROGRAMMING will turn into...Ice Road Truckers!!