MA denizen here. I am ENTIRELY here for this shitstorm. I’m sure the fat fucks on our roughly 230 sports talk radio stations are crafting impassioned defenses as we speak! :D

I feel like Brosnan had a bunch of good qualities from all the other Bonds. He was a jack-of-all-Bonds - he could be suave and charming, cold-hearted and brutal, a little funny, etc. Like, if you ranked the Bonds on the various personality traits, Brosnan wouldn’t come in first for any of them, but he’d be second or…

The art museum scene was by far the low point of the movie. I love Prince, but his music was a bad fit for that movie. The Joker wears purple; Prince wears purple—I think that connection was the only logic behind the harebrained decision to use his music in the movie.

One of those guys that I’ve never seen in a bad role, or give less than a really good performance.

I’m a bit surprised that none of the Sandy Cooper episodes made it (although I see one in the honorable mentions). [checks IMDB] Valerie Mahaffey is one of those actors that just lodged herself in my brain; happy to see she’s had a prolific, albeit almost exclusively in shows I don’t watch.

If we’re talking separations and breakups in 90s sitcoms, NewsRadio showed how to make that stuff hit hard but still be hilariously funny. I loved the chemistry between Maura Tierney and Dave Foley. Their characters worked so well as a couple. So it was tragic to see that end... Or it would’ve been... except the show…

Many of us can agree that Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend is a wonderful podcast filled with delightful and insightful conversations with celebrities.  But the Keegan Michael Key episode is downright hilarious with consistent goofy laughter through the whole thing.  

English chocolate is generally made with a smaller % of cocoa solids, due to the fact that rationing wasn’t lifted until the 1960s, by which point everyone had gotten used to their chocolate being, well, less chocolate-y. Hilariously American dark chocolate is considered exceptionally bitter there (and I’m talking…

In the summer of 1970 me and all my fellow 11-year-old friends thought this car was the coolest thing in the neighborhood:

can we just fucking stop with anything like respect for that whole goddamned family of exploitative opportunists. Maybe after the Great Pause folks with see just how much horseshit it is to watch any of these “reality” shows or to give any of these “stars” any money or respect. Mother Dearest Kris sold sex tapes for…

As an obvious narcissist with a god complex, Kanye probably thinks he will literally die if people aren’t paying attention to him.  So no.  He will just get more erratic until people give him the attention he craves.

This may be the only list Ive ever seen where having to stir the mac and cheese after microwaving it classifies it as solidly less lazy.

Cinnamon Sugar on buttered toast is tragically omitted from this list for no good reason. 

We went to the Air and Space Museum because all Smithsonians close indefinitely starting tomorrow morning. It’s an amazing museum, and it helped to make our problems feel small. In there are surviving aircraft from Pearl Harbor, the Apollo 11 command module, the Enola Gay, Nazi planes, drones that fly overhead in…

She’s an under-rated gem. Absolutely killed it in NBC’s workplace comedy, “Great News.”

I look forward to watching this.

Considering he initially seemed like a grimly serious guy, it’s been a delightful treat the last few years to discover what a genuinely charismatic and downright comical guy Daniel Craig can be. I really hope after the newest Bond gets released that he has a long career. A Knives Out cinematic universe seems like a…

Al Gore created me in a test tube specifically to write this recipe. 

Kevin James is best known for his roles in bad TV shows like The King Of Queens

Even without the raisins that stuff barely resembles soda bread. I’d be more amenable to it if it was any good. But its always leaden, dry, doughy and over sweet.