I’ll never understand why people think Kobe is so damn interesting, when he is very much the opposite.

Eh, I tastes the same to me.  I think drinking one in a real Irish pub makes it seem like it tastes better though.

Double down: Guinness is the best beer for day drinking, period. It combines relatively low alcohol content with a sufficiently bitter flavor so it never starts to taste like sugar water, which does limit your consumption somewhat. Obviously, once you have had a few, they go down a little easier, but not as easy as…

“I don’t want you to get sticked or nothing.”

Quark’s > Ten Forward

Top 5 Bars I’d Drink At:

Jackys 33 from Dr. Katz. Just hanging out with Julie, Stanley and the Doc. Listening to pure gold nonsense.

Jacques Pepin is my father. Well, no, I am not Claudine. But my father was the person at home when I got out of school as a child. He cooked our dinners. I was his pot watcher and sauce stirrer and sous chef. He taught me how to hold a knife, how to fillet a fish, how to measure without spoons or cups. And he…

Jacques Pépin is an international treasure, and watching his technique videos is also one of my happy place pleasures.

I highly recommend his autobiography, too. I saw a demonstration he did in person, and he’s just as awesome as on TV. His daughter is about 500% more tolerable in person, too.

Call me old-fashioned, but I find the word ‘influencer’ to be unnecessary when we already had the word ‘shill’, which was a perfectly good word for the exact same thing.

Considering how infuriating a character Star-Lord is, I’m hoping we don’t see Pratt at any point of the film, even when they are all inevitably brought back.

The entire cast of Full House should have been charged decades ago for impersonating a sitcom.

And of course, the British added further insult to injury by deciding to call it “spagbol” 

This is a pretty ridiculous statement and I say that as a big fan of British “humour.” I’ve seen plenty of British sitcoms and comedies that suck balls.

Like ‘NOM’.. NEVER use this one..

Whiskey soup with water croutons.

Use CopyMeThat. Chrome extension or bookmarklet for other browsers, it basically does what this extension does, but clips the recipe to your collection. In their mobile app then, the screen stays on, you just have the recipe, and now you have it saved for next time.

Technically a knife is a machine. I’d think hand cut fries would be pretty difficult to pull off. Unless they meant the prep guy injured himself preparing the fries, in which case that’s not very hygienic.

Yum and yummy are definitely annoying when used by adults. Didn’t that moron Rachael Ray try to make “yummo” a thing like 15 years ago?