I’m a schnauzer baby, so why don't you pet me

God I love his scenes in that episode! It’s so fun

rastify her by 10%

The first mistake was not replacing Hunnam with

Stopped reading after “prominent musician.”

So long. Don’t forget your brolly. 

Well, Supreme Court, I certainly hope you learned your lesson.

they should stop paying comedians millions of dollars for their shitty specials.

If Netflix does implode —and I think the odds are at least even on that happening this decade— I wonder how the pieces will all fall. It’s hard to tell if Disney will want to increase its stranglehold over modern media, or if something like Amazon or Paramount might try to triple their libraries.

What? No. It is very believable that all the worst things about this movie are precisely the most Baz Luhrmann things about this movie.

He has a pretty good agent.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is too. 

Someone introduce them to Martin Shkreli so we can complete the unholy triumvirate!

1 minute episodes released every 12 hours over the next year.

I saw Cabin Boy in theaters with the flu and a 103 degree fever while waiting for a doctor’s appointment nearby. It was sublime.

I was hoping his advice would be “Don’t go chasing waterfalls”.

The Floor is Cake just got the green light. The twist - all the contestants are also cake. 

The advantage to weekly scheduled releases is that the AV Club can then immediately spoil the episode in their review’s headline.

Ah yes, the well known way to earn respect from colleagues. Hold out for more money but then cave for nothing.