Beer league hockey strategy 101:

If the team you’re playing against are a bunch of assholes, egg them on by saying how good looking and cute they are. Someone on the team will eventually call you a homophobic slur and USA Hockey does not tolerate that. You’ve just gotten that person booted from the game, possibly the…

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN....well, USA Men’s Hockey Team at least.

So he’s tougher than LeBron.

Yeah I cheat when I take face-offs. Who doesn’t? I even take it one step further and ask the opposing center which Olsen twin would he bang.