Only in Bawlmer Merryland, hon. 

And so it begins.

“But I’m not gonna give birth! Why should I pay for that!!!!”

OMG, how can they keep giving the Flash 22 episode seasons while Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and iZombie get 13?!

The original alternate title from the book was “All You Need Is Kill”

20% plus 20% would equal 40%. I don’t think enough people voted for this to be true.

When You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word, You Turn The Word “polish” Into Polish. This Theme Park Is Not In Poland. It Has Not Been Polished.

I 100% agree. So many things like Sonos are a nice luxury, but do not live up to the hype. I bought a couple used to try out, and was flat out blown away as the quality given the size of the packaging. And the app is a work of art.

I’d absolutely drive a convertible diesel smart.

But there’s an actual red suit coming! With a gold belt! Colors! Colors lie in Barry’s future!

Even money, the older version of Will Smith will be a weepy daddy, who is also a widower.

Great, another streaming service I have to pay for to get a single TV show. Between this and CBS trying to hide Star Trek behind an online subscription, TV piracy is about to go through a new renaissance.

BOB SNOKE that is the funniest thing I’ve read all day

It’s going to be

That’s how a non-spoiler review should be done. Kudos on the excellent writing of this article. I’m now amped to 11 about seeing this movie and still have no idea what I’m walking into, a rarity in our age of rampant spoilers.

Isn’t this what people said about phones using Gorilla Glass 1, 2, 3, and 4 (specifically created to better handle drops) when those were first released too?

I’ve heard folks who only used the default software had issues; but download the right app, and the IR works perfectly. (I use AnyMote.)