Six months seems very optimistic.

The Franchise Wars have begun. I, for one, welcome our Taco Bell overlords.

This comment is beyond stupid. How would I take my dog hiking or other activities that enrich his life? This is fine if you have a small shitty dog that is useless and basically just a stuffed teddy bear, but never taking your large working class dog anywhere is pretty much torture for him. I’m guessing you’ve never…

People: A pet in your car will definitely kill you in a crash

Can we see how much the same companies donated to HRC?
If anything? Or did they just donate to him?

That song is comical when sung by a little Korean dictator puppet. But it is beautiful when it’s sung by a young white guy.

The evangelicals get a bit confused about The Holy Trinity. According to Catholic doctrine, God the Father is the omnipotent one; God the Son (Jeebus) is the one who drew the short straw, came to earth and got affixed to a piece of carpentry for his trouble; and The Holy Spirit (fka The Holy Ghost before some killjoy…

No, you got it wrong. There’s only one set of footprints because Sand people always ride single file, to hide their numbers.

Nah, that’s Shiva. “Nothing exists that is not Shiva” goes the saying.

Did anyone else read the title and get confused when there was no apparent Jesus (cosplayer or otherwise) in the picture? Because I didn’t read the description under the picture until after I realized everyone in the picture was looking at Zukerburg. I thought it was some kind of where’s Waldo thing, and figured he…

Maybe not as far fetched as you might think, especially if they want to link it back to The Day of The Doctor...

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If you really care about your equipment, get Tripp Lite. There’s a reason why hospitals use their protection for critical equipment.

If you really care about your equipment, get Tripp Lite. There’s a reason why hospitals use their protection for…

Today I learned not to fuck with anyone in New Orleans, Detroit, or Baltimore because those fuckers finish the job. On the flip side, you St. Louis shooters need to get to a range for some target practice. That or St. Louis doctors do some miracle work, I guess.

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That is... until they find self-made porn that is not illegal but super disturbing. Involving creamed corn, a road cone, and no lube.

“He’s had way too many scandals in his time not to lose in 2016.”

BC fails. You can be super responsible and still end up pregnant. It is a myth that women, who regard our bodies very carefully, don’t think about prevention because we have access to abortion. Maybe ask a woman how she actually goes about life before you make stupid assumptions about how responsible we are.

So, because sex education is inadequate, we should use babies to punish students?

Is that Michael Moore?