Amen. One whole side of my family is descended from dairy farmers, and it shows: they’re all about that bacon-and-egg breakfast, sweet homemade lemonade and dairy-rich desserts with almost every meal. But my *god*, they seem to live forever with rare ill-effects: almost universally, it’s a heart-attack in the late 80s…

Watch this: no cancer (we don’t have much of it in the family, and I hate Diet Coke) — but instead I succumb to Alzheimers (like one of my parents) or dementia (like several close relatives). You think I wouldn’t rather die to a heart attack several years earlier? You think *that* mightn’t be easier on my husband and…

He’s a public figure.

Though it’s described here as never-before-seen, this IS the video that’s been sitting on youtube for at least a year now. AVClub ran an article on it themselves back in 2015.

DeadSpace. Choose your objective. Click the ‘find it’ button on your PDA. A transluscent light path briefly appears in your world, indicating the most direct route.