I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

That was both smart and funny. I don’t think you’re in the right place.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.