This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

me seeing the Magary Darnold similarity for the first time

As a Jets fan, I’m often asked what team I hate the most. Is it the Patriots? The Dolphins? The Giants?

Is Hamno wrong in his assessment of the democratic party? They literally rigged the primary against the only candidate who had a decent chance of winning (not that i would have wanted him to). People need to break out of the liberal bubble they are in and wake up.

I’d argue that he makes pretty salient points about Democrats and their lack of ability to stop this madness. They do suck. Would you rather no one point out the flaws in an institution? Isn’t that why you read splinter?

“Democrats...no matter who they are” is EXACTLY the problem. More Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, less Joe Crowley. More Kamala Harris, less Dianne Feinstein. 

It’ll take a few electoral cycles for it to show fruit. Once Democrats start to understand that pivoting right does not get them in office and only pivoting left will, then it’ll start working. It just will take more than a couple of elections for that change to be recognized and take effect. The GOP have been working…

Just to note w/r/t Mr. Furman’s point, a good way to tell that corporate tax cuts are not being passed into wages through bonuses is that bonuses are not wages. A wage is what the contract says you earn for consideration by virtue of the contract being a valid, enforceable legal instrument. A bonus is additional sums…

The only recourse poor people have to try and get honest representation is primary-ing and witholding their vote. The 1% might be able to buy the parties, but we can make sure their preferred candidates never see office. Do not vote for party endorsed candidates in the primary, and refuse to vote for candidates who…

I love the picture at the top.

While inherently true when based on cost alone, one thing you shouldn’t do with aluminum is cook high acidity ingredients. A quick putanesca probably isn’t so bad but slow cooking gives time for reactions that aren’t really wanted which affect both the overall condition of the pan itself as well as imparting off…

While inherently true when based on cost alone, one thing you shouldn’t do with aluminum is cook high acidity…

Recently realized that my next destination is a site that does not have comments, I will be lost... adrift...

I was a shitty commenter on Deadspin long before I worked here and I expect to be a shitty commenter here well after

Honestly, Kay is worse on the TV side of things. Today, for example, he was in full-on cheerleading mode for a double in the gap—- on March 29 —-that scored one run. In a game the Yankees were already up 3-0 on a mediocre-at-best Toronto team.

Mike is...not enjoying this.

Mike is now in the DSA.

“Mr. and Mrs. Eifert, I’m sorry to say that there was some hypoxia in the womb”

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

The Raiders. It’s all been kid stuff until now. From WYTS 2014, I present my favorite series entry of all time:

I’m fucking amazed that people bring their little kids to this shit.