I love this dude. Born in 1914. Still sharp of mind and mobile. We should all be so lucky.

Because if you can spend that much, you probably already own most of those.

Please note: Australia does not have HOAs. In fact, most of the world does not have HOAs. We’re not that stupid.

He probably could park his massive car just fine. He’s an idiot because he tried to put a fence around it an apparently couldn’t maneuver around said fence.

If insurance didn’t pay when someone is an idiot, they would be paying 90% less in claims.

Driven both, can confirm.

And yet that speeedo has 20% more range than the Delorean needs.

If he and Amber married, they could add a second scent to the line.

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

A little context that may or may not make you more forgiving of her comment:

Yes the iron bank has their gold, but Cersei has no food to feed her armies or the people in King’s Landing. Given how successful Dany’s attack was I think the Iron Bank will revisit their actuarial tables.

Probably not as scandalous as we all want to believe, the male is probably the partner of a female he infected.

I can’t believe I’m defending Jordan Knight, but I would be surprised if a dude who had been rockstar famous between the ages 14-24 and medium famous from 29-36 and then completely under the radar but getting tons of attention and money famous from 38 on wasn’t totally sleezy. He never had a chance.

I wonder if he’s ever had a normal interaction - ie: one that doesn’t involve them being paid to tolerate his shit - with any human being!

There are some issues with the new video player, our developers are working out the kinks.

Looks loud as fuck in that colorway.

You do realize it works just like a regular measuring tape too?

You do realize it works just like a regular measuring tape too?

Maya Rudolph is perfect.

Glad to know I’m not the only one going to hell.

Allen said he saw the cyclist at the last second, but he was coming too fast.