Something tells me this will go down as her crowning achievement.

I'm a grad school TA. Honestly, there have been one or two moments where I thought a student might be flirting, but more likely they just wanted to get into my class next quarter.

I've heard rumors of one or two TAs going down to Undergrad Bone Town, but it just seems so not worth it for several reasons, least of all…

Yeah, this was no accident. I'm dying to know who slipped those cards in the store.

If it was Mr., Mrs., Mrs, and Mrs I bet they would be cool about it.

Wow, everyone wants 10 million today. It's a clearance extravaganza! All 10 millions must go!

After ten minutes, my 6 yo would have marched her ass into the bar and screamed until she received satisfaction. Of course, her father and I don't leave her and her brother outside of bars. We drink at home like good WASPs.

You're right, Mike Brown did deserve a fair trial.

I was JUST thinking "HEY IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR BCO" and then IT APPEARED.

I don't think he even had a microgiveashit on him. See, you measure in fucks, but when the fuck isn't small enough, you go to microgiveashits which are the millimeters in fucks.

However, Calvin is white and middle class :-(

So instead of finding ways to get her resources for caring for her children, they... strip her of more resources by throwing her in jail? This makes sense.

They would have taken my black ass to jail ASAP for calling. Ugh. I hate that the people I'm supposed to call for stuff like that I can't due to fear. Glad it worked out for you though.

Seriously, I'm sitting here thinking... would I have sold it...? I think I would've sold it. I would've waited a week or two first though, to make sure the guys didn't track me down and ask for their shit back.

The sheriff was seen the following week with new spinning rims in his car and sporting a Mr. T starter kit.

Harris County (Houston) is blue. Unfortunately, Texas has been gerrymandered to Evangelical Kingdom Come.

That's my awesome boss saying awesome things, again. She's that awesome, even at a pizza party. When she is term limited out next year, I will miss her terribly.

Don't sleep on the annoyed shove Berman gives him at the end, either.

Texans like Mayor Parker are the reason I refuse to leave my state to the crazies.

I love imagining her picking out her collars based on how pissed she is at a decision. "Oh, I am going full-on starched cotton on this bitch!"

Name them? I'd love to!