Elbows out.

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How is this dude still married? That’s the sketchiest situation I’ve ever seen a married guy in. Like with video evidence. Was the chick rubbing his nipples? Plenty of dudes have gotten divorced for even DESCRIBING a situation like this.

Gorgeous, brilliant and down to earth.

I have these - they’re awesome!! Just got some Elevation Lab Anchors for hanging under my desk also.

I have these - they’re awesome!! Just got some Elevation Lab Anchors for hanging under my desk also.

Nice.

Nice.

If I were the United staff, I would have had like a bidding war. Stand in front of the plane and increase the offer by $100 until someone took the deal. It would have worked.

Nah I played that for my son when he was 5 and he made the whistling noises even after the song was over. Whee, whoooo!! Fun times.

I’ve never seen so many stars on one comment. And I’ve never seen a comment deserve it more.

And what could then happen is - say someone went to testify to help put away a known rapist for example, and they got arrested or were scared to go to court and the rapist was left out on the street, well there could be more rapes. Could ironically be an ICE agent’s loved one. Injustice Inception.

He means homologous.

On an exotic? Yes I’d love to have a gas tank filler anywhere on an exotic.

What I’ve learned over the years is everyone’s different. You might have a technique that works AMAZING with one partner and bores the next into a coma. You have to take the time to read cues and try everything. Most fun and most success for everyone.

And that’s how I learned. It was my second time having sex - I finished and I was like Go Team, thx bai - and my partner nearly started crying in frustration. She taught me a lot that night, and I do everything I can to make sure everyone’s done before the end now.

Meanwhile, on the other habitable planets, “Oh shit - they’ve spotted us!”

Sounds like they’ve discovered that the ACA they were on is actually Obamacare.

OR Uber is a shitty company and they accept advertising dollars from a less shitty company.

Nah i think you were perfectly clear: “if you aren’t careful.”

Nah i think you were perfectly clear: “if you aren’t careful.”

Just because Beyonce just announced her pregnancy doesn’t mean she hasn’t already had these babies. We might be in for surprise number 2 (and 3!)

I’m not a troll but I would *love* to be ungreyed. I used to be a starred commenter here. Help!!