a} Some drones are very, very fast (but only for a few minutes before they need a battery change)

A girl I date wasn’t a great kisser until we were on the verge of Doing It and then she became the perfect, not too much not too little anything kisser. I guess it only kicked in when she was into it.

Sorry I don’t know how to send this privately, feel free to delete when you’ve made the change - Dorsey is spelled wrong in the title, strangely spelled correctly 3 times in the body.

I loved ember.org. It was a great collection of short stories that was updated regularly with stories of love lost.

Flipping a table and walking out of the building with both middle fingers held high not an option?

I’m a wedding photographer and I completely cosign this message. Have you seen guest take silverware? The fancier the venue, the more likely it is to happen. Its so amazing.

When a book is $15 and the e-book is $14, my response is always “fuck you, chop down the tree.”

Turtle Beach Audiotron. I loved it so. It could be best described as an audio-only apple tv, that couldn't display on a tv. Or an iPod that connected directly to my audio system.

Spoiler: nothing hurt here but my pride.

It wasn’t just the police. The teacher(s) and the principal as well. And Ahmed, for attending that school.

Don’t they have clocks in that school? Were those special TSA approved clocks or something?

“We do stand behind what the teacher did,” the school spokeswoman told ABC News. “Even though that particular item did not pose an immediately dangerous situation to the school, we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Awesome thread. Also, because of:

I’m so so sorry about the cursing, but I cannot get this out without f-bombs. I’m so tired of this Fucking Kim Davis shit. If your job requires you to do something you don’t want to fucking do for whatever fucking reason, then get a different fucking job. Fuck.

I’m in a pretty unique position as I have an iPhone 6 (personal phone) and a Nexus 6 (work phone) so I get to experience both sides daily. Honestly if I had to pick one it would be my iPhone but thats mainly because of the ecosystem I have going on at my house and how well everything is all integrated - but I do find…

Trotting out the percentage of the nation thats black is a bit of a red herring - perhaps we should be working with the percentage of the nation that is black and also qualified for the position. That might actually be more problematic, but at least will be a more accurate depiction of the situation.

Weird. I would have thought they would ban rape first.

Wedding photographer - also low large centerpieces are the worst for hoping to get photos of seated guests from across the table. Ugh.

When Chick-Fil-A came out with its position about gay marriage, I promptly stopped supporting their business with my dollars. Some of my friends wondered why I cared so much since I’m not gay. I want to see my fellow humans treated and respected like human beings. And besides, what happens to me when they come for fat…

a) I live in Texas, and I approve this message - it starting to get very Florida-ey up in here.