Why did I cackle so, so hard when I saw this headline. Its about to be a blood bath, AND lots of older ladies learning to torrent.

Can we go after movie theaters next for $8 sodas and $12 burgers? (I love a $12 burger at a nice restaurant, but not a $1 burger being sold for $12)

The problem is if they don’t say GTFO upon the first incident if theres a second incident then they have no-one to blame. The early GTFO is a way of preventing a second incident. There shouldn’t have been a first incident.

I feel for him very, very much and I wish there was a way he could keep his job, perhaps moving…

I came on here to post a short comment. I was going to say “All this shit” in response to the question.

But I saw how much time everyone was putting into their answers so I think I should too. I’m 1 now. And I love it. The best thing about getting older is I’ve had a lot of time and life experience - more than many 41…

iPad - I love to read and before I got it I would carry magazines and a couple of different books depending on what I was in the mood for. Now just 1 item. Love it.
Apple TV Gen 1 - I plug it into the hotel TV and watch my shows and movies I squirrel away between trips.
MacBook - in case I have to do work while I’m…

I just knew Springer had to be involved in a salacious story like this.

Thats pretty amazing. Both my parents are on Facebook and they know I am too. None of us has ever attempted to friend the others. Perfect!

Oh? Not for first degree murder?

Texas:
Green = Go
Amber = Hurry Up
Red = 3 more cars.

People are HORRIBLE. Once I was waiting at a light and a homeless person fell into the street right beside my car, perhaps hunger or dehydration or something. I put my flashers on, and got out of my car and helped him across the street and bought him a juice and sandwich at the starbucks right on that corner. The…

So basically next time I’m in Gaithersburg I’m looking at the drivers there really suspiciously - they might be licensed because they’re either really good at driving or really good at blowjobs.

Customer loyalty counts for quite a lot. For the low, low price of a couple of hundred dollars they’ve gotten a customer for life in both instances. Something to be learned from here for sure.

My best customer service story by far is still with T-Mobile - a long time ago, when we were still all counting minutes, I had to evacuate Houston due to a hurricane. Because family and friends were constantly checking on each other in this emergency situation, I went over my minutes to the tune of about $400. I had…

Immediately reminded me of this:

We’re sorry. :-(

LOL - “My eyes... they’re SORE!”

Brilliant, brilliant writing!

Thats pretty shitty. I never touch my phone while driving - I might do a voice command by clicking the mic on my earpiece to place a call or something, but when stopped at a light, I’m definitely checking email etc. Just not while moving. So this sucks.

People are raging assholes. You think they’ll stop? People have been arrested, successfully prosecuted and imprisoned for shining lasers into aircraft cockpits and OTHERS STILL DO IT. WTF??

Because one of the concerns was the safety of the rescue aircraft. A big enough drone that hits in the wrong part of a full sized aircraft could potentially take it down.

Good luck!!!!