I’m a guy, I was trying to decide between Mad Max and Spy, ended up watching Spy and I loved it! Entourage never figured into my plans, seems a bit dude-bro for me.

Shooting a suspect with a taser will get the same results as a gun without the death. Stop the crime in progress and incapacitate the suspect. But yet we continue to rack up huge body counts, on a near-daily basis. I see a lot of comments below about shooting center mass and its not safe or realistic to shoot the gun…

Perhaps I’m missing something, but I really wish this information wasn’t public because now that hole will be sealed. I would have much preferred to not have had this piece of cool news and had the intelligence guys pick off building after building while the bad guys tried to figure out what sorcery this is.

Or not do the damned interview. I mean, really - if you insist on having me at the interview, and I insist on having my daughter, what you gonna do?

“My team won the game because our strategy was to score more points than the other team. And we did.” <- We really need a kid-free press conference to get that across?

And there was the ex who was totally the love of my life. Long story, but we broke up (twice) and we stayed in touch. She ended up marrying her ex who was a feature of some of our drama, and I had mixed feelings about that. Years went by and it turned out he’s Facebook friends with a friend of mine so I ended up…

I’ve got 2 little stories -

For if all the little ones don’t work.

Whoa - I came on here to comment about you and now I can comment TO you. I love the internet. You looked like you had the time of your life, and it was beautiful to watch. Go you!

I order from Amazon A LOT. I don’t know how much you do, but I daresay I order more than you. In 2012 my total came to a little over $30,000 (my current record) just to give you an idea. I’ve been a Prime member since they introduced it, and I’d say I have a problem with 1-2 packages a year, and thats a very, very…

Lindsay Lohan didn’t work on her probation “for several weeks” - she had less than 120 hours to do and thats 3 weeks of 8 hour days, weekdays only. If she really did it with no breaks it was 2 weeks and 1 day. Neither is several weeks.

When Martha was on house arrest my dad called and said he would PAY to be on house arrest there.

In my case I had a somewhat delayed reaction. The crying didn’t set in until about 3 years later.

Sounds like your list could be summarized as “Is not my ex.”

A client sent me a text message (a no-no) after hours (another no-no) so I ignored it. Then about 20 minutes later she sent me this and I nearly died laughing. I called her back.

I was a part of the first Pebble kickstarter. That was handled so incredibly poorly, the product was amazingly late and the updates were few and frustrating. I couldn’t believe that with that track record they were able to raise the kind of money they did. The watch is cool, but that experience left a very very bad…

Super random, I miss and remember the show Ally McBeal where the office had a co-ed bathroom. I always thought that was so so cool and progressive. Everyone went in a stall, and the only activity where you’re in contact with others is when you’re washing your hands.

I’v ealways said that lobsters must have the best agent ever. They’re basically sea roaches.

I’m so confused at how Steve Wozniak is in the greys. Great story by the way!

Oh it was amazing! The country club on Fridays in the summer was a hotbed of teenagers wandering around in swimsuits drinking champagne and hanging out with their little cliques. I walked past a girl I thought was absolutely gorgeous and she was walking with her friend. I looked back at her, and the wrong girl looked…