Knew Matt Maloney when he was in college- hadn’t thought about him in a long time. His career in the NBA shows show crazy guaranteed contracts are. Now he’s no Bobby Bonilla, but he played virtually zero games after the 2001 season, and yet earned over $11 million dollars from 2002-2005.

I refuse to listen without knowing if the lyric “How’s my ass taste?” is contained therein.   

As long as they’re both consenting adults, who tf are you to judge?

At first I thought this would be dumb. Because who puts th effort into the glottal stop required to properly pronounce “Kirk Cousins.”

Asked about Allen’s pronunciation of Cousins’ first name, a team spokesman said it sounded that way because of the Redskins president’s accent.

So you’re the captain of the no-fun-police. Got it

I hope they do this at the NFL draft so we can watch Goodell say “fine, we won’t do the draft anymore” and leave the stage in a huff

Hey. That’s a Green Bay Packers owner you’re talking about. He’s earned the right to be that way

These animals wouldn’t exist without bullfighting, they are way to aggressive for any household use (they really resemble the auerochs, urus and those must have been something you do not want to meet). They live much longer than any animal in captivity and it’s debatable if they are being “tortured” (ie feel the pain…

And, of course, since TV directors have become farking stupid, we get to watch a moron clapping and a manager pointing to what we should have been seeing. Stupid, stupid, stupid camera work.

The only possible way of damaging a fuel pump when racing is repeatedly racing with very little fuel in the tank. This prolonged use with little cooling can theoretically can stress the pump from heat. Of course the same habit in street use would cook it just the same. Fuel pumps are on or off. What the engine does…

As Someone who has been a Mariner fan from birth, beating the Yankees is the only good thing ever to happen to the mariners, and you bringing it up in this context is a pretty good example of why I hate the Yankees, who have won approximately 20 percent all world series, ever. “You guys beat us in the divisional round…

Truth. I had surgery to fix a broken toe several years ago and lived for my pain meds. Didn’t abuse them, never asked for more, but I loved it. I had a hysterectomy last year and was actually LOOKING FORWARD to it because I knew the meds were coming. Again, took as prescribed and didn’t ask for more but I’d be lying…

I once saw the mighty Iowa Barnstormers play an exhibition game in Iowa City with Kurt Warner at the helm, so that pretty much means I’m going into the Hall of Fame this year with him, right?

Fast-walking Suspect Unable to Keep Pants Up Decides to Get Into Gun Battle and Loses Badly. You won’t believe what happened next.

I sincerely hope not either. However, the headline “Police Appear To Shoot Stolen Van Suspect...” implies that the cop(s) shot the suspect for no reason other than because he stole a van, not because the suspect displayed a gun and aimed it at the cops while evading arrest. A more accurate headline may be, “KTLA…

Maybe a gun. Or maybe not. Looked like one to me...but I’ve seen enough videos to know that it’s very easy to be fooled by a video.

Considering your avatar, you could have taken that in a different direction...

HOW’D THEY KNOW HE WAS BLACK IF HIS WINDOWS WERE TINTED TOO DARK. DAMN STUPID SJW’S.