“It takes like 3 weeks of that kind of intake to develop a taste for the black stuff.”

Do you really want to say he hasn’t been harmed by this?

Might as well just switch to meth and not piss every 30 minutes.

Baseball direction in general is bad. The tyranny of the centerfield camera is terrible. Think about it, if you had a free ticket anywhere you wanted to sit, would you be in center field with high-powered binoculars focused on home plate?

Again, I don’t see the issue. If all fiction must be autobiographical, then there’s no such thing as fiction. We should be striving to greater empathy so that authors can tell stories about many different kinds of people, not requiring our authors to only write about themselves.

Again, I don’t see the issue. If all fiction must be autobiographical, then there’s no such thing as fiction. We should be striving to greater empathy so that authors can tell stories about many different kinds of people, not requiring our authors to only write about themselves.

(Roger Goodell fines him one gigantic picture of his grandmother in her Sunday finest)

I highly suggest you stop smoking weed. If there are mental health issues in your family (predisposition) the weed can actually ‘bring out’ or exacerbate your anxiety. Like full blown psychotic episode.

When I see comments like this I can’t help but wonder how the family of the victims of these sub human pieces of shit i.e. any one deserving of the death penalty must feel. After having a family member or close friend subjected to repeated rape before their life is violently taken away from you. Only to have some cunt…

King Felix throwing his perfect game is the first and only time I have shed legitimate tears because of sports. There have been other highs, and championships for other Seattle teams, but sitting in my car that August afternoon, pulling over under the shade of a tree two blocks from my office because I was choking…

The JailBlazers would make a great 30 for 30, but I’m sure the NBA front office would never sign off on it.

They should tweak the lottery system so the 8-seeds get into the lottery and have better odds than all but the worst three teams.

Yep, #1. Team A fouls intentionally in order to stop the clock by forcing Team B to shoot (and hopefully miss) free throws. So, just let Team B decline the free throws and take the inbounds with a new shot clock.

Having sat in a few of these post-game pressers, and watched a ton more, NOTHING is more insulting to the profession than the beat reporter who clearly already has decided exactly what their story is about and asks for a quote to fill the space they’ve allotted for one.

Easy, If I see cops setting up a road block with spikes and cruisers, I’m whipping my cell phone out.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I’ll watch Marshawn do just about anything.

Brady reminds me of a dog that ate a bag of weed.

I did that all the time as a little-leaguer. Then one day, for whatever reason, I got my hands on a bag of seeds with particularly hardy shells. They traversed my innards unscathed and I ended up passing a bat wrapped in barbed wire. I’m a pumpkin seed guy now.