Where’s Salty when you need her take on this?

So Tetris it is!

They should put a bounty on the kids and let you hunt them through the streets with an airgun loaded with a vaccinated dart.

‘Likes’ is only the worst thing about instagram if you are obsessed with it. Non-chronological display of posts is the bane of everyone’s existence.

In China if you have half a brain and some general working knowledge of VPN you would have no problem with finding out what’s been missing in the history books. Apart from that, some resort to feigning ignorance to avoid talking about it and getting in trouble. You bet the government is listening in whether it’s…

Dear Salty,

Over 160 words rambling just to say ‘Soylent’, you must be paid by word count.

The bill, of course, is a giant step in the right direction. But you just know that real estate companies will find a way to pass the cost of upgrades to renters already over-paying for their broom closet-sized apartments. 

As if VAR was the only way to negate that feeling of the ball hitting the back of the net. Spoiler alert, a linesman raising the flag has been doing that for decades.

I see that Stanford has taken a page out of the NFL self-investigation (play)book.

Lads it’s Tottenham ??!!??!!!

Still better than the ‘drawing of lots by FIFA’ tiebreaker in World Cup group stage games.

I don’t know if people expect some sort of verbal clarification on the ruling because they are so used to it in American football (ie Ed Hochuli).

how the hell is anyone supposed to know that without an explanation?

Better than running around with a broomstick in your crotch, pretending to fly and trying to catch a magic flying ball, uh I mean irl Quidditch.

I’m for sure canceling my trial before the month is up. I thought having WSJ was nice and everything else is just bonus. Turns out I still don’t have enough time to take full advantage of all the content available. I’ll just stick to paying for NYT for the time being.

I like them as a side to a side dish. Would never intentionally just order one on its own though.

Yeah no way this service ever gets hacked and its data released, right...

So now that we’ve littered enough on our home planet, people thought it’s time to start sending unnecessary junk into the space and on the moon? 

Fast-forward four more years and ACE still be complaining about iTunes.