She offered. You accepted. No harm no foul.

I’m with that Redditor. Used to do push-ups whenever I died in CoD. The hope was that I either get a bit of workout or become better at CoD. Needless to say, neither happened and I haven’t touched the game in years.

I’ll gladly take 7-11 dinner over gas station sushi.

By being famous and having lots of money to bribe admissions folks facilitate their applications.

Barca is probably scrambling to activate his buy-back clause...

To me, personally, purposefully sleeping like crap before a red-eye means two consecutive nights of terrible sleep instead of one.

Bear ‘I’m familiar with that situation’ Grylls

Best defensive display of denying a teammate’s scoring opportunity since Nani on Ronaldo.

My guess is that the experience has more to do w/ enjoy now than remember later. 

That’s all. 

I’d like to see members of the Boeing board being put on commercial flights with 737 MAX, whenever they return to service. 

A Senior Reviews Editor who can’t spot the difference between a serial port and a VGA port.

I was going to make a joke about maggots being an actual ingredient in a dish or something... oh well

From Tim Apple

No column about goalkeeper howlers is complete without the mention of Loris Karius. 

I sure hope she tips well on her bland appetizer. 

I believe the correct take on this game is ‘lads it’s Tottenham’.

Reminder here that Apple has still not said anything about the arrival of AirPower

So basically anything that requires real productivity. 

This is a terrible take. Move on.