But what’s the fun in lukewarm takes?

Sorry what did you say I can’t hear you over the noise your knee caps being crushed as I recline my seat to the max.

So you spent 20 minute on the phone arguing about a $2 mashed potato? Honestly I value my time more than that. 

lol how do you say “delusional idiot” in Chinese? 

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Sorry but vertical dock on the side of the screen is the way to go, TouchBar or not.

This. I ended up specifically going out and buying instant coffee for tiramisu last time I made it because I don’t normally have it on hand. 

Then you are sadly missing out on the robust (may be good or bad) flavors of those tiny packets and the endless possibilities of mixing in other random bits of veges and whatnot that you might have in the fridge when actually cooking that ramen. Not all slab instant ramens are created equal and I’ll gladly take most…

Allow me to re-direct you to the comment section of this older Lifehacker article:

The very same question can be asked with respect to literally any small consumer electronics that have non-removable lithium-ion batteries.

Paypal me $25 and I promise to email you a detailed personalized diet suggestions based on my telepathically communicated testing of your genome, which includes innovative weight-loss ideas such as eat less and exercise more.

Opens a paragraph with

Counterpoint: I like to add coffee to my half&half from the fridge and only then add sugar to that concoction.

Updated in the morning. Can report that phone is not bricked, yet.

My reactions to the announcements:

As far as the ‘Florida man’ challenge goes, this is actually pretty underwhelming.

Not to mention the lack of any sign-up bonus. It’s simply a card for the fanbois. 

It’s 2019 and you are still trolling your facebook feed?

Why would a tech analyst, of all people, be surprised of the existence of decent implementation of facial recognition technology? Perhaps it’s the fact that it was in the form of an unsuspecting kiosk he intentionally stopped by to check out in an airport? The same technology has been in use in China for a while at…

Still no AirPower ffs.